September 2012
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Kinky Questions, go go go go
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
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Watcht-rawwskinnyniggabigballs:
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badgerbutts:
OMFG
little girl in the blue was not having his shit THAT DAY.
hahahaha
someone send this to beyonce … she needs to see what she does to small asian boys
HAHAHA
She was like “diss nigga”
August 2012
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My little sister is upset because me and my...
They were at that stage where if you let them sit for the minute that it says to give it, they would be finished.
She didn’t so she sat there and picked out a good portion of them and threw them away…
…No…
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funkpunkandroll:
people don’t know that their views are hypocritical until they become consumed by their hypocrisy.
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i found a home in the dark: alostbird:... →
alostbird:
peanuuutmilk:
supersheps:
tutorialsforartists:
I just went back through over 900 liked posts and dug out all the art tutorials so i can keep track of them. I guess this might be helpful to some of you guys, so here you go.
Here we go then!
Freeware
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Kelly...
What is this?
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LeToya and Bey would be everything the world...
vomitpoisoneatdiomonds replied to your post: I want Bey and Kelly to get on a song together
letoya and beyonce would be epic. i’m not fond of kelly rn. shes being disappointing rn
I have yet to listen to Ice by Kelly because I know I will not like it. I am going to go listen to it…
Her last era happened and then it fell off…
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“White man will say anything. “Niggas, Puerto Ricans! Don’t you write on the...”
– Paul Mooney (via al-smooth)
Game. Set. Match.
(via thenoobyorker)
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I want Bey and Kelly to get on a song together
And maybe add Michelle I don’t know…
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windowswide:
don’t ever let white boys who wear flip flops tell you shit
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Please stop saying: I am expressing my opinion on...
Then proceed to tag it
Like you should know by now that if you say some shit someone does not like, chances are there will be a group of them to express their feelings against what you said, and on tumblr that may come with some insults.
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wouldyouliketosaveyourprogress:
taylor swift looks like those white girls who show up 10 minutes late to class with starbucks every day
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I swear Janet was being a troll for I Get *so*...
How you put So in the lyrics but then conveniently leave it out of the title?
I want to go to her concert one day, and get to do the meet and greet. I will say that is my favorite song, with the So in it. I hope she says there is no so (she wouldn’t. Janet is not rude like that), and I will ask: Well why you put it in the lyrics?
This better be her reaction
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I'm mad people trying to act like Tamia was not...
Your girl was using sex appeal when she was younger, and it did not work out well for her.
The thing is she grew up because she knew that was not going to last her.
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Janet why you have I Get So Lonely as a single,...
thegoldennerd:
That small blip of an interlude where you are talking to that girl and she say your coochie gonna fall out does not count, Damita.
I lied…
Still Spotify being a bitch
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Janet why you have I Get So Lonely as a single,...
That small blip of an interlude where you are talking to that girl and she say your coochie gonna fall out does not count, Damita.
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mycroft:
the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
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OOh I forgot about that
dontwannamettyu replied to your post: She does stray from her basic routine (I’m pretty look at me)
MM&I
Her top three videos are:
Me Myself & I
Get Me Bodied
Single Ladies
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I thought I blacklisted your name bitch
Why you keep showing up?
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Watchvomitpoisoneatdiomonds:
My arrest caught on tape
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Okay that was what happened
the-art-of-me replied to your post: I swear I saw a black woman at the RNC…
Well, there was a black reporter for CNN at the place, not sure if that’s who it would’ve been. However, them motherfuckers threw some peanuts at the reporter and said “this is how you feed animals.” like..what in the fuck.
And no thank you.
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I swear I saw a black woman at the RNC...
It was during Paul Ryna’s speech, and first off Paul Ryan should not speak. Like…
But anyway back to the black woman…like…is you lost honey?